Sometimes I wake up tossing and turning, tangled in my sheets, head brimming with knowledge I could only know IF I'D BEEN TO THE FUTURE.
Heed my warning, people.
If you buy these items from Banana Republic, you WILL be snickered at by your children in 2021 when they flip through your photo album listening for the umpteenth time to the story of how you met daddy:
Don't let this happen to you. Your children already have enough ammunition against you. Trust me, I've seen them, and they're total brats.