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Happy Valentines Day from Tomkat

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Here is the Valentine Tom Cruise Sent Rob Thomas before he went Cruisazy and Jumped the Couch. Have you seen Katie lately? Girlfriend looks like she's had a nosejob, a chin implant, some cheek surgery and an eye lift. She's hanging out with Posh Spice and dressing a lot more sophisticated then she did on Dawson's Creek.

Tom, you can dress up Ms. Frumpy McFrump all you want, adopt an Alien (or Asian?) baby and claim its yours, but we still won't buy it, unless you turn her into Chad Slater or Rob Thomas. But we appreciate your unbridled enthusiasm for Couch Jumping, PDA, Fake Babies, Calling Matt Lauer "Glib," and Proselytizing every chance you get.

Happy Valentines Day!

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