Tomkat has befriended Posh and Becks and JLo and Skeletor in the hopes of converting them to Scientology. At Tom Cruise's extremely heterosexual wedding in Italy, Cruise put a Scientology converter at every table to proselytize about the cult. JLo and Marc Anthony are using the Church's "cleansing process" to help them conceive a child. Maybe Jlo should use the cleansing process to give her latin lover a shower, a shave and a sandwich.
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