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The Britney Diet

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Atkins, South Beach and now... The Britney Diet! Endorsed by trailer parks all across the south- and spreading like an Ecoli outbreak in a mass bagged spinach recall- Britney's diet may push her right back into A-list stardom.

Do you like refined sugar? Processed meats? Simple Carbohydrates? Don't we all!?! Enjoy life again with all your favorite Americana WT classics like hot dogs, Doritos, Twinkies, real soda pop and before bed treats like ice cream (Sean Preston's favorite!)

The best part about this diet? "You never have to step foot in a grocery store if you don't want to. The Burger King drive through and 7-11 have everything I need" noted one TBD devotee.

No stylist will claim responsibility for telling Beyonce this ensemble was a good idea, so we suspect it may be a yet to be released piece of Tina Knowles' collection Miss Tina.

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Too short, too tight and paired with pantyhose, it's hard to tell if the inspiration for this little get up comes from a back up dancer in a Bobby Brown video or pre-insanity Mariah Carey. It looks more like she's working the street than the red carpet.

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