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The Britney Diet

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Atkins, South Beach and now... The Britney Diet! Endorsed by trailer parks all across the south- and spreading like an Ecoli outbreak in a mass bagged spinach recall- Britney's diet may push her right back into A-list stardom.

Do you like refined sugar? Processed meats? Simple Carbohydrates? Don't we all!?! Enjoy life again with all your favorite Americana WT classics like hot dogs, Doritos, Twinkies, real soda pop and before bed treats like ice cream (Sean Preston's favorite!)

The best part about this diet? "You never have to step foot in a grocery store if you don't want to. The Burger King drive through and 7-11 have everything I need" noted one TBD devotee.

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Danielle n Crafton:

So what is the Deit!!!!!

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