You love to travel. The in-flight movies, the tiny pillows that make you feel like mini-me...Calling the flight attendants stewardesses just to piss them off. What you don't like, is losing your stuff.
You- "But my passport was just here a second ago, I swear!!"
Snooty flight Nazi- "Sorry ma'am, Paris will just have to wait."
Yakety yak, you need a fanny pack.
To be honest, it's not so much a fanny pack...the concept is the same, but it's much more fashion forward...I'd call it a utility belt with an edge . It'll keep all your valuables safe and stylish while leaving your hands free to grip your venti macchiato, UsWeekly, and other jetsetting accoutrements. And at $17 each, you can buy a coordinating eye mask so you don't have to entertain Milton in 4A for the entire flight.
Have Hands-Free Belt will travel.
*Keepin' it in the friendly skies,