I wish I were rich and skinny enough to wear True Religion's Rich & Skinny jeans. They're on sale at eluxury for $159 (marked down from $216) plus free standard shipping on orders of $150 or more. That'll make you at least $57 richer. I can't help ya with the skinny part.
Do you think the folks at True Religion have a Middle Class & Stumpy jean? If so, I'm on it.
*Keepin' it short and stumpy,