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Five steps to becoming a Foxy Cleopatra and a whole lotta woman...

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1. Download some foxy 70's playlists from itunes. Install a disco ball in your living room. Do the hustle or the jive and invite the neighbors over for your very own black panther party.

2. Spend a weekend having some royales with cheese with Samuel L. Jackson to perfect your big, bad mother f**ker persona.

3. Grow out your fro. At times you might feel a bit clownish, but get over it. It's foxy. Plus, you don't have to carry a purse. Feel free to stash stuff in your fro, like lipgloss, cocoa butter, or a 44 magnum.

4. Whenever something strikes your fancy yell out Sha-zam! like you mean it. It'll catch on.

5. Get yourself a denim jumpsuit, some go go boots, and someone to pimp your ride.

If you don't think you can master these five easy steps for summer, no need to be embarrassed. You just can't handle the fox.

Sha-zam!

sammy


Comments (3)

ms. foxy f:

I do the hustle, I do the jive, got the threads and love me a royale with cheese. Now I dare to do the fro... Any suggestions on how to be more fro-licious, Ms. Foxy??? Sha-zam!!!!!!!!!

Schooly D:

Your postings rock. Can I be a foxy Anthony instead of Cleopatra?

Terry:

Great blog entry! Your blog is one of the better ones I've seen! Looking forward to some more entries from you.

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Sammy Sanchez is a Miami based freelance writer, greeting card designer, and self-professed USWeeklyholic. Sammy loves tall coffee light frappuccinos, vino not from a box, and Mark Ruffalo...not necessarily in that order.
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