Motherly advice to swear by.
Eat your vegetables.
Always wear clean underwear.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
Face it. Your mother is always right.
Rock the vote and get yourself a cool vote tote from Forever 21 for only $10.90. It's made with vegetable fiber so it's another eco-friendly treasure, and it features a retro graphic print design and word from yo momma.
Fill it with Obama or McCain paraphernalia, then tote it all with you when you head to the voting booths. You'll be a total rock star. It is a demrockcracy after all.
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