bamboozle: (Pronunciation- bam-boo-zuhl)
verb, -zled, -zling.
1. to deceive or get the better of (someone) by trickery, flattery, or the like.
2. to perplex; mystify.
3. to practice trickery, deception, cozenage, or the like.
4. to wear hip, eco friendly clothing made of bamboo.
It happened. I woke up this morning and there was a slight chill in the air. It may not feel like a winter wonderland here in Miami, but there's definitely a call for slipping on that sweater or hoodie that's been stored in a box under your bed all summer.
I grabbed a new cardigan that had been hanging in my closet unworn, gifted to me by one of my organically inclined friends and waiting for the perfect occasion such as this. I slipped it on and was taken aback as the buttery soft fabric touched my skin. I texted my friend immediately with special thanks, unaware that she had given me the golden gift of cashmere on my last birthday. I owed her several expensive cocktails in return, especially since I had given her the gift of Yahtzee on her last birthday. She texted me back, "It's not cashmere, it's bamboo".
I had been bamboozled.
Submitted for your approval, jonäno's ecoKashmere Bamboo Cardigan, a delicate ice blue V-neck cardigan sweater featuring mother of pearl button closures, extra long length for curve hugging appeal and crafted from exceptionally soft and pure bamboo ecoKashmere for stretch resilience and lasting style.
You've heard of I can't believe it's not butter? Consider this I can't believe it's not cashmere.
Being bamboozled never felt this good.