I caught a bit of the Teen Choice Awards last night, and although I felt a good decade older than the intended demographic, I still found myself slightly fascinated...like that time I was up until 4am watching Kids Incorporated clips on YouTube.
Hosted by a trio of Jonas Brothers, the show catered to a boisterous bubble gum and surfboard loving Cali crowd and the teens and pre-teens in the audience reminded me of a small, four-eyed dorky girl in middle school who used to perform the New Kids on the Block Right Stuff dance every night on her bed (Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh).
Rather than compile a best and worst dressed list, I'm honoring these kids with the ultimate teen honor - the Senior Superlative. In the Teen Choice Award 2009 Yearbook, here are the stars I'll be remembering.
Teen Choicecoming King and Queen - When it comes to Teen Choice royalty, Chace Crawford and Leighton Meester from Gossip Girl receive double honors as King and Queen and Best dressed male and female. Leighton looked young, fresh and adorable in a Louis Vuitton Resort striped silk taffeta dress paired with the perfect bright-red platform pumps by Brian Atwood. Chace Crawford looked sexy in slate with a gray long sleeved shirt and vest combo and a new manly do with bangs styled away from his forehead.
Best looking dude - Josh Duhamel
Most likely to become a game show hostess if acting doesn't work out - Hayden Panettiere
Most likely to give you a dirty look for checking out her boyfriend - Vanessa Hudgens
Best accessories - Ashley Tisdale with spiked peep toe Laboutain stilettos, matching cuffs and mirrored clutch
Most Likely to Flub her Speech - Cameron Diaz
Best pit stains - Hugh Jackman
Most likely to pull off a onesie - Kristen Bell
Most likely to lose her religion in 5 years - Miley Cyrus
Most Likely to molest a Jonas brother - Kim Kardashian
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU ALL! HAVE A GR8T SUMMER AND KIT!!!