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Hi.

I've been attacked by a wild animal in the woods but continue to wear these leggings as a symbol of my survival. I wear my pelt on alternate days.

Seriously, the allure of these leggings is lost on me. Once upon a time in a fashion galaxy far, far away, I had pair of leggings like this. They were the unfortunate victim of a rare washing machine mishap when I accidentally left a Lady Bic in the pocket of my gym shorts. I tossed them immediately thereafter.

Unless you're Sookie Stackhouse from True Blood the morning after a wild night with Vampire Bill Compton, you have no reason to be wearing these during the light of day. If you must, at least pair them with a long sleeved shirt, long sweater, blazer or something else that covers up your top half, balancing out your revealing bits.

p.s. if you wear these you may also run the risk of people thinking you're the Incredible Hulk.

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Comments (1)

Mira:

Those would go perfectly with last week's 80's WTF Trend!

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