I rarely write negative reviews. Normally I use my blogging powers that be for good instead of evil, highlighting great deals and spreading some blog love to shops I dig. I so very much wanted to love GoJane.

GoJane features lots of trendy pieces or what my co-worker Gina would refer to as "disposable clothing", things you would wear for a night then toss aside because they're too cheap to make it through the wash. I decided to put my reservations aside and I placed an order for a pair of brown suede ankle booties that were only $20.50 (now only available in purple). Here's the rest of the story...

Jane sends shoes.
Sam receives shoes.
Sam no like shoes.
Shoe zippers broken.
Shoes look and feel cheap.
Sam can't get foot in shoe to try on.
Sam send shoes back.
Sam spends half of what shoes cost on shipping.
Sam no happy.
Jane customer service rep tells Sam no refund for shipping, shoes aren't broken.
Customer service rep is Dick.
Sam out $15.
Sam has no shoes.

The moral to the story kids?

Sam shop at Go Jane.
Go Jane cheat Sam.
See Sam run.