Congratulations Jesse James, you are the latest all-star hubby to join the long list of A-list Cheater McCheatersons who are outed for committing acts of unfaithfulness on their beautiful wives with skanky chiclets that are out for their 15 tawdry minutes of Access Hollywood fame.
How many times do I have to tell you guys? It isn't stylish to cheat on your wife, especially when she's America's Oscar winning sweetheart, Sandra Bullock. And with the likes of Michelle Bombshell McGee? What up with that? By the way Michelle, here are some tips for you tats, stop getting them. p.s. I can't wait to see you in all your tatted glory when you're eighty.
I watched Sandra in her Academy Award winning role in The Blind Side last night, and couldn't help considering how art imitates life. Metaphorically speaking, poor Sandy was hit, tackled and left stunned after these nasty allegations hit her in her blind side, a mere 8 days after what I am assuming was the best day of her life. If only Sandra had a three-hundred pound offensive lineman watching her back 24-7. Where's Michael Oher when you need him?
One thing is for sure. I'm betting that Tiger Woods is ecstatic to have the heat taken off of him and his a-hole-in-one ways. My only disappointment is that Elin wasn't tighter with Sandy...she could've let her borrow her golf clubs.