After Sunday night's NFL showdown between the Dolphins and the Jets, I came to the conclusion that I was not orange crushing on the Dolphins' jerseys. Their brights were beyond distracting and reminded me of my 5th grade safety patrol belt (I was a lieutenant).
As a fashion blogger, I was reminded by another fashionable football fan that I have the responsibility to let my opinion be known. Therefore, I am going on the record here to point out that the Dolphins should refrain from wearing orange jerseys prime time, at home games or like, ever. In my fantasy football world, I would much prefer it if the Dolphins wore the traditional white and aqua uniforms that I grew up admiring.
Orange jerseys aside, I am on a quest to find cute Dolphins gear to wear to the Ale House during game days, so I hit my favorite online sports stop for team apparel, Fans Edge. I quickly bypassed the orange jerseys and found a series of tanks and tees that were just my style, modeled on a pretty chick who bore a striking resemblance to Alyssa Milano of Who's the Boss?.
It took me a minute before I realized, Oh ay, ay oh, that is Alyssa Milano! With a little research I discovered that Alyssa has partnered with the biggest names in sports like MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL, and NCAA with her own line of sports team apparel featuring tops, jeans and outerwear that are a step above and a far better fit than your boyfriend's ratty, beer-stained jersey.
The higher ups will probably ignore my request to ban the orange jerseys, or they very well may comply. If the former is the case, orange you glad I wrote this blog?