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We all have fashion fetishes that may or may not make sense to the general public. Socks with mandals (men's sandals), oversized shoulder pads, suspenders, skinny ties... paisley.

My thing? I have a moustache fetish. The new man in my life doesn't understand this and keeps asking me if I'd like him to grow one. I say no. I am only drawn to staches that are not originally attached to the face, you see. Moustaches not fashioned from facial hair. For instance, my favorite unhairy handlebar hardware is a moustache shaped keychain that doubles as a mirror that I scored for pennies in the clearance section at Urban Outfitters. I adore it because it tickles me every time I lock or unlock a door and I always have a last minute disguise on hand in case I run into the Feds.

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Clearly I am not the only one who takes a shine to staches, I found a whole crop of upper lip loot from this Beards are Sexy Tote Bag from Etsy to a Haute Handlebar Ring and Bark Reynolds Fetch Toy for the clean shaven pooch who needs to go incognito, both from Modcloth.

But my all-time favorite has to be the Toddland Moustache Wallet from Urban, because everyone needs a little stache to carry their cash.

*Added bonus for underaged boys - The vinyl adhesive moustache adds years to your license photo, ideal for when you get carded buying beer.

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Comments (1)

Gabby :

mustaches can be cool as long as there not handlebar

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Sammy Sanchez is a Miami based freelance writer, greeting card designer, and self-professed USWeeklyholic. Sammy loves tall coffee light frappuccinos, vino not from a box, and Mark Ruffalo...not necessarily in that order.
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