I didn't watch the 2011 Billboard Music Awards on Sunday night on account of the fact that I was still celebrating the un-Rapture. I always thought that Harold Camping guy was really just Orville Redenbacher without his glasses on, which makes perfect sense since he was so full of hot-buttered poppycock.
I have, however, seen the rocking red carpet looks and have my picks for those who received top billing at the Billboard Awards, as well as those who downward spiraled to the rock bottom of the style charts.
Thumbs up: Selena Gomez and Rihanna.
Selena is all grown up, even though she's dating Baby Beiber who is two years her junior. Regardless of the fact that her boy looked like he was playing Motown dress up in a gold lame jacket and that she smooched him right next to his mommy after his Top New Artist win, Selena still completely rocked the evening in a beguiling black cut out dress that showed off just the right amount of skin and a pair of smashing bow accented red heels.
Chains and whips excite her, but classic white tailoring suits her. Although she performed S&M on stage alongside Britney Spears in a rather naughty number, Rihanna was all nice on the red carpet in a sleek, crisp and very sexy white suit that evoked images of Lauren Bacall, Lauren Hutton, Katherine Hepburn and old school glamour for the new millennium.
Thumbs down: Ke$ha.
I get it, you like to wear trash bags and weird metallic cage fighter/Star Trekkian concoctions. This is fine. Just make sure it accents your good features without having to attach a piece of aimless fabric to cover up the backs of your thigh$ and a$$.
TiK ToK, on the clock
Yeah I really hate your frock.