Things To Do before Thursday:
10. Build up my sweat tolerance.
9. Build up my mojito tolerance.
8. Polish the most expensive pair of sunglasses I own.
7. Grow at least 5 inches, preferably 8.
6. Bronze, tweeze, pumice, repeat.
5. Experiment to see if I can pull off a turban.
4. Pefect my cha ca.
3. Email LeBron to find out which after parties he's going to.
2. 100,000 squats.
1. Brush up on my doggie paddling skills in case I fail to ace #9 and accidentally fall into the pool.