Good afternoon/early evening LetsTalkStylers. I'm a little late with my Golden Globes recap, but I needed some extra time to let the looks sink and settle in.
Salma Hayek. Sofia Vergara might be getting all of the attention lately (esp for her multiple Modern Family Best Comedy wins) but in my humble opinion, you are a Latina with longevity, looking hotter than a puss in boots on a hot tin roof in your metallic bustier, cleavage enhancing Gucci gown. Like your co-star and co-presenter, Antonio Banderas, you were muy caliente, and way too sexy for this Golden Globes party.
Emma Stone. Hello Emma, and congrats on making my best dressed Golden Globes list for the 2nd year in a row. You obviously did not need The Help in starting off this awards season right. Your wine hued Lanvin gown was sleek, unexpected, and pushed the envelope in a sexy, sophisticated, and totally edgy way. I expect great things from you Miss Stone. Tell Spiderman I said Hi.
There is one thing I have come to count on during these awards shows. 1) Meryl Streep will underdress. 2) Tilda Swinton will look like David Bowie. Here are a couple of other underwhelming offenders:
Jessica Biel. I have a bone to pick with you, Jessica Biel. You are hot. So why do you choose to wear the same antiquated wedding dress that Betty White made Sandra Bullock wear in The Proposal? No, that mega center slit in the front does not make up for the fact that your dress gives you the illusion of having a third droopy boob. You are with Justin Timberlake. Bring sexy back to your red carpet ensembles, or you will cry me a river when you guys break up...again.
Kelly Osbourne. Avatar was so 2010. Your blue Zac Posen gown and matching blue light special hairdo do not show off your svelte figure. Rather, the pointy sleeves and fluted skirt made you look like a Trekkie. Put that in your Fashion Police file. I have five words for you. Take. Me. To. Your. Leader.