Judge Larry Weeps at Anna Nicole Hearing
In the weirdest televised court appearance since OJ, Judge Larry started crying while rendering his verdict. Prior to the ruling, he called Anna Nicole Smith's first husband on the telephone in open court. The ex-fried chicken place manager hadn't seen his deceased son Daniel since the 80s. The ruling said that Daniellelynn's legal guardian is in charge of where Anna Nicole is buried. The judge said that he wants Anna Nicole buried with her son. This is a huge blow to Virgie Arthur, Anna's estranged mother, who had wanted to exhume Daniel's remains and take them along with Anna back to Texas to be buried.
Up until this hearing, Larry Birkhead seemed like a real sleazebag, but now he kind of seems like he is genuinely concerned for his daughter. Who knew that Anna Nicole could stir up more baby mama drama after her death then during her lifetime? But who is the real father of Daniellelynn? Is it Larry Birkhead, Howard Stern, Zsa Zsa Gabor's Faux Prince Husband, or J. Howard Marshall's hundred year old vintage frozen sperm? As far as the paternity of Daniellelynn is concerned, there is only one man who can help. Call Maury Povitch in and in the time it takes to shoot an hour show, he will find out who is the real father.
