Ms. Foxy if you're nasty.
Five steps to becoming a Foxy Cleopatra and a whole lotta woman...
1. Download some foxy 70's playlists from itunes. Install a disco ball in your living room. Do the hustle or the jive and invite the neighbors over for your very own black panther party.
2. Spend a weekend having some royales with cheese with Samuel L. Jackson to perfect your big, bad mother f**ker persona.
3. Grow out your fro. At times you might feel a bit clownish, but get over it. It's foxy. Plus, you don't have to carry a purse. Feel free to stash stuff in your fro, like lipgloss, cocoa butter, or a 44 magnum.
4. Whenever something strikes your fancy yell out Sha-zam! like you mean it. It'll catch on.
5. Get yourself a denim jumpsuit, some go go boots, and someone to pimp your ride.
If you don't think you can master these five easy steps for summer, no need to be embarrassed. You just can't handle the fox.
Sha-zam!
sammy
