Happy Birthday America

I've used this Model Pose before, but it's so patriotic, I thought it deserved a new caption.

Save me a piece of pie and Happy 4th!

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Model profiles

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Model hair

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Model in the box

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Model smackdown

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Model oral hygiene - Models are just like us!

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Models are just like us!

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Model beach day

Memorial Day weekend is coming up, and this model wasn't prepared. She forgot all of the major items on her beach checklist including SPF Sunscreen, swim goggles, pail and shovel and uhh...her bikini top. She does get points for toting a hot beach towel featuring a hippie chick with wicked dreds though.

Dry off your bits and pieces after a dip in the ocean while accessorizing your perfect beach ensemble with stylish beach towels that say "Yeah, I'm cool enough for you to sweat on me."

If you like the towel shielding the model's boobies above, you're in luck. You can score this exclusive Lauren Moshi Beach Towel from Bloomingdales for free now through Monday when you spend 200 smackers or more on any Y.E.S. Contemporary Sportswear purchase.

And if you hate tanlines, Cool Tan Swimwear has some righteous tan through bikinis that allow you to tan as if you were topless, only you won't get arrested like Boobie Flash Gordon up there.

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How to be boho chic

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Hey, hey, hey, it's Phat Model Poses

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Model pants

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Model fans

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Model foreheads

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Model cowgirls

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Model pretzel

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Model dyslexia

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Have a Model St Patrick's Day

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Model emergency

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Model Must haves for Spring

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Model march

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Model trends...

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Model twins

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Model hairstyles

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The Model and the Zebra

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Forgive me father

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Model and baby.

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Here's to a stylish New Year

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Model and the Bear

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Model got back.

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Model confusion.

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So you wanna be a rock star...

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To fur or not to fur.

I have this picture of me when I was three, bundled up in an Eskimo coat smiling like a crazy kid with my baby teeth chattering, a toddler Nanook of the North if you will. I often wonder if that fur circling my face was real or faux. If that fur had been real, would my three year old self be doused with red paint today by extreme animal rights activists?

I'm guessing it wasn't real. Why would Mom waste money on a real fur lined coat for a three year old girl who would ever so stylishly grow out of it in a month or two? Not to mention all the snot I'd probably get on it.

As the weather continues to cool, loads and loads of fur coats are coming out to brave the harsh winter and the even harsher folks from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals organization, better known as PETA.

Fur coats used to serve as symbols of status and decadence in days of old. There was no better way to show off and tell your neighbors "Hey, I'm so rich I wear animals". Then it was diamonds and furs, today it's sunglasses, shoes and handbags that relay images of wealth. Interesting how times have changed, although diamonds are still pretty schnazzy.

Personally, I don't get the real fur thing. Besides adding lots of bulk, why would you want to wear the fur of a helpless creature when there are just as many amazing faux fur designs that feel and look just as luxurious? If you don't believe me, check out Fabulous-Furs- the authorities on guilt free fur. You'll be bound to find a cool fur accented piece of outerwear, fur sure.

Before I get any comments requesting I post that three year old Eskimo photo, don't bother.

It ain't happening.

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Gay male model thoughts...

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Model bird watching

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A Model poem.

Three little models jumping on the bed
One fell off and broke her head.
The agent called the doctor and the doctor said:
"That's what you get for jumping on the bed", then...

"Wow, you're hot.

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Model Workout.

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Vice Presidential Debate '08 - Palin vs. Biden

What the models had to say...

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Fashion buyer.

With a country amidst the biggest financial crisis since the Great Depression, it seems fiscally irresponsible to spend a gross amount of money on an accessory... but that still doesn't change the fact that if I won the lottery, I'd loosen the purse strings and buy this Coach Mirrored Julianne Bag for $1,100.

Call it an eleven hundred dollar bailout.

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Sweater Dress for Success.

Monday was the first official day of Autumn, and it's time to start dusting off those old sweaters you packed away last Spring. That is if you live someplace other than Miami. I'm still wearing a bikini top to work.

Treat yourself to a sweater spree and choose from a warm, fuzzy stock of sweater dresses, cardigans, cowl necks and argyles just waiting to keep you snug.

Just stay out of Heathcliff Huxtable's closet...unless you're looking for a Jello Pudding Pop.

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Mo Fo Model Posing

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Model Poses: Dude, Where's My Car? Edition

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Gwendolyn

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Deep Model Thoughts

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The Seven Model Dwarves

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Model posing 102.

A reader suggested I make this an ongoing feature...

I am all too willing to oblige.

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Model posing 101.

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