Giselle aka "the boobs from Brazil" and Bridget aka "the idiot stick figure with no soul from Sex and the City" are in a race to give birth to football hunk Tom Brady's baby. Bridget came out pregnant with the Brady baby after they broke up. Brady is now hot and heavy with Victoria Secret supermodel Giselle Bunchen, who might have a Brady bun in the oven of her own. We haven't seen this much baby mama drama in
years miliseconds since the whole Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern, Zsa Zsa Gabor's Prince saga.