Pam loves Pepper.
Not cayenne pepper.
Not the orphan Pepper from Annie.
Not the female rap act Salt and Pepa.
Pam loves Dr. Pepper.
For as long as I can remember, this dear friend of mine has been hoarding tubes of Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers from Bonne Bell. Her pout always looks properly moisturized and nourished, and I'm always wondering what lip glosses she's toting in her makeup bag before I remember. No thirty to fifty dollar Guerlain or Dior lip glosses for Pam. She knows a good deal when she sees one and only goes balmy for the classic root beer taste Dr. Pepper leaves on her perfect pink lip smackers for only a buck and change per tube.
How excited was I when I happened upon a few choice Dr. Pepper themed products during my last trip to the mall? I picked some up so I could proudly join Pam on her Pepper crusade.
1. Dr. Pepper Berries and Cream SPF Lip Conditioner is a little more expensive than Bonne Bell's version, but your extra seven bucks buys you SPF 15 protection, Dr. Pepper Berries & Cream soda scent, and a cute silver retro tube that looks like one you picked up at the corner drugstore.
2. There are two kinds of people in this world: Peppers, and Non-Peppers. Have some Pepper pride and let the world know where you stand. Be proud to be a pepper with this Dr. Pepper Logo Tee.
3. Nowadays we have a choice in the Pepper we partake in. There's Diet Dr. Pepper, Caffeine Free Dr. Pepper, Caffeine Free Diet Dr. Pepper and Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. Sometimes you've just gotta kick it old school and enjoy Dr. Pepper classic. If you're not a fan of soda pop, pick up some Dr. Pepper flavored Jelly Belly jellybeans from CandyFavorites.com.
4. Like it's Pepper predecessor listed above, Dr. Pepper Original Lip Balm is more expensive at $10 a pop, but once you pop, you can't stop. It comes in a sleek silver tin and did I mention it's organic?
Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?