It's that time of year again. A time for friends and family to reconnect. A time for spiced egg nog and Secret Santa gift exchanges. A time for half naked supermodel angels to prance around in holiday themed lingerie making women everywhere regret that second helping of turkey on Thanksgiving.
The glamour is back with the 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. All of the girl's bodies we love to hate will be there: Adriana Lima, the no belly button wonder Karolina Kurkova and Miss Auf Weidersen herslef, Heidi Klum. Guys will drool, teen boys will drool even more, and women will calculate their Body Mass Indexes.
This year, the fashion show takes place in my neck of the woods - the good old MIA at my old stomping ground The Fountainbleau Hotel with the vocal stylings of Usher serenading the models of perfection as they do their little turns on the catwalk.
I'll be tuned in. I was a Victoria's Secret employee back in the day and still have a soft spot for sparkly push up bras...but deep down I'll be secretly hoping one of them trips.
So if you're into giant wings with no sides of stuffing, tune in to CBS tonight at 10pm eastern. If not, you'll probably be better off watching the quick fire challenge on Top Chef.
As Heidi would say, "You're either in or you're out."