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In an effort to help all of my stylish male readers pick up fashionable babes in the upcoming year, I've decided to compile a list of the worst pick up lines of 2008. Read them, remember them, refrain from using them.

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The Worst Pick up Lines of 2008

1. "Hi, you'll do."

2. "Your name must be Mickey, 'cause you so fine."

3. "Is that dress felt?...Would you like it to be?"

4. "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

5. "Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle."

6. "My mom won't be home for hours..."

7. "Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."

8. (in bad Borat accent) "You, me, sexy time?"

9. "You're hotter than my daughter."

10. "I'm Batman."

And the Most Stylin' Pick Up Line that'll work every time...

1. Hi, I work for {insert upscale fashion label here}, I get free samples.

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Samara Sanchez

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Sammy Sanchez is a Miami based freelance writer, greeting card designer, and self-professed USWeeklyholic. Sammy loves tall coffee light frappuccinos, vino not from a box, and Mark Ruffalo...not necessarily in that order.
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