A few words for Tiger Woods who has recently exhibited unstylish and unsportsmanlike behavior.
1. Don't cheat on hot Swedish swimsuit model wife. It's poor form.
2. When calling your ho regarding secretive matters involving protecting your identity, don't preface the message by saying "Hey, it's Tiger".
3. Don't crash your SUV into fire hydrants. Dogs need to pee there.
4. The next time you feel the urge to play with your club, stroke it alone, in the privacy of your own home.